Mr. Glasses

I wanted to live along the lyrics of the song “Love forever” from Miliyah Kato: “Kimi ni deatte yokatta, setsunai keredo yokotta.” (I’m happy that I’ve met you. It hurts but I’m happy.).  Being happy with what happened and enjoying the here and now. I also didn’t contact Hiro (aww, I’m such a good girl!). But unfortunately he contacted me (Aww, he’s such a good boy!). 

I didn’t know the reason why he wrote me. It’s not like I got a photo of the ocean which we visited in 2010 as my profile picture for skype. I would never do it. In fact, someone else must have misused my account. Yes! Sounds great, now I have to try to believe my own lie. Well, couldn’t be helped! Now he wrote me because of this photo and called the bonded memories beautiful. Okay, it would have been a shame if I didn’t answer. At least we were friends, or something like this. I wanted to know if he became a racer (like he wanted to become. I didn’t mention it before? Guess, why. Yes, I always thought it would be a strange (stupid, stuppiiiid, really stupid) idea.). He replied really sad: “It was impossible for me. My eyes got pretty bad.”

My friend-mode switched into worried-mommy-mode: „ARE YOU OKAY?” Well, he seemed okay but he has to wear glasses now. Glasses! I couldn’t imagine his cool face with glasses. There were only two possibilities:

1. He looks like a good-looking nerd now.

2. He looks even more sexy now. 

Ahh, I guess I can’t fool anyone. To be honest: I would even think he’s totally good-looking even if he has three eyes, 4 arms (actually pretty convenient) and even if he has the care-bear power!  I felt the urge to see how he looks like now. 

Still so sexy!

I: “Send me a photo of you with glasses!”
Hiro: “Nooo!”
I: “Oh, come on!”
Hiro: “No! It’s embarrassing!“ (Such a pussy! Well done, Hello Kitty carpet from his home! You did a good job in destroying his manliness!)

I needed to come up with a plan. He had to recognize that I wouldn’t laugh and that it’s not embarrassing. Hmm, maybe…. Ha! I would do a little photostory! I photographed myself with fake glasses and titled the photo “Glasses are not bad”. Then I took an old photo of Hiro and put pretty glasses (“You look good with these!”) on his pretty face. After that I took carnival glasses and photoshopped them on his pretty face (“Even with these you look good”). I finished with a begging pose of myself, saying “Pleeaaa~~~se”. 

He even looks good with these!

A few days after creating this masterpiece, I’ve sent it to him! Of course he laughed about it! It worked! Hiro would send me a photo of himself now! Right?! Right?!

I: “Can I get a photo now?”

Hiro: “Nope. Hehehe“
I: “I don’t give up!”
Hiro: “You like glasses so much?” (Yes! All kind of glasses! Window glasses! Uhh, sexy window glasses! Give me glasses and I’m happy… of course not, baka! I just want to see you!)

I: “I want to see your face with glasses!”
Hiro: “I want to see a nude photo of you!” (Argh! I thought this was over! )

I: “Nude photos for photos with glasses?! UNFAIR!“
Hiro: “Fair!“

I: “Nude photos are for the boyfriend only!“

Hiro: “I am your boyfriend, right?“ (Uh? Did I enter a parallel universe? Or did I say “yes” again to something which I didn’t understand?)
I: “Since when?“
Hiro: “Since always!“

I laughed. He was so cute! Some days after this talk, I actually received a photo with glasses and a photo without glasses. Like I predicted: He looked stunning handsome! I slipped from my chair and my slip hit the wall of China. I’m sorry for this! 

Though I ignored my moral standards a lot of times in Japan (country of lowering everyone’s moral standards!), I followed my path this time. I didn’t send him nude photos. He got something else instead, but only he knows what it was.